中英文双语话剧《新梁祝外传》剧本

旁白：话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的XX大学（XX大学的牌子过）学习英语。（L&Z拿着录取通知书，展示给观众。群众演员走过舞台）两人一件如故，再见倾情。经过一个星期的磨磨蹭蹭，终于确立如胶似漆的情人关系。 （你是风儿我是沙的音乐响起） L: You are just like the wind。 Z: And I am the 沙。

Together:we will缠缠绵绵绕天涯。

旁白：梁山伯，虽英语成绩不好，考试不超过20分，但酷爱口语，尤其擅长模仿马丁.路德.金的演讲。（旁白暂停，L站起身，说英文“I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed ”路人甲举着马丁路德金的牌子经过，L坐回凳子上。

（L&Z对视）Z（对L说）：山伯，你知道吗，我一直都梦想出国，梦想有朝一日成为VOA主持人。（电视机道具+音乐背景，Z英文 “This is VOA special English ?.）L&Z起身，一起走下舞台。

旁白：最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。（L&Z拖箱子，拿着哥伦比亚大学录取通知书走上台） （机场广播音乐）+（黄花机场的牌子）

旁白：旅客们，请注意。从长沙开往纽约的航班0901号即将起飞，请需要登机的旅客马上登机。

L: Yingtai, I love you and I’ll miss you everyday.！

Z: I love you, too! Don?t worry. Shanbo. You are the only one I loved in this wild world. I?ll marry you as soon as I?m back. Wait for me just for two years.

L:（L向前一步走&唱出来)wherever you go ,whatever you do. I will be right here waiting for you. （Z向前一步，L&Z对视）.I?ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.

Z: I?ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. Baby....（Z走下台，L仍在台上） 旁白：一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。

L: Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, i miss you every minute every second. but baby. You dial me across the broad Pacific,it must cost you much money.I kown you miss me and.... Z: Listen, Shanbo Liang. I?m calling just to tell you that you?d better find another better girl. We?re not suitable. L: What? Pardon? Z: I mean I?ll get married.. L: Married ? Married who?

Z:Obviously, is穿金戴玉、玉树临风、风流倜傥的Wencai Ma. He is so handsome, so rich, even

richer than 比尔盖茨. And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body. 马文才出场+(韦小宝音乐)

M：我，马文才，不仅仅玉树临风，风流倜傥，同时我有广阔的胸怀和强健的臂腕”(飘过) L: What are you talking about? I?ll give you some color to see see. I?ll kill you! I will kill you in America!

Z: America? You can come to America? I still remember your English score had never over twenty. Hahahaha.

（L伤心，手机掉地，啜泣着下台+天空之城的音乐）

旁白：祝英台的背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵，他发下毒誓：不杀祝英台誓不为人。于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和ＧＲＥ。（L上场，拿一本新概念书）当然他没有忘记用老生证（L拿出老生证）可以优惠20块零二毛钱。他每天提醒自己有一个梦想。

I have a dream that one day I will kill Yingtai Zhu right in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart. （搬座位上去）

旁白：一年之后，梁山伯利用考试作弊，收买考官（L坐到座位上，偷看他人试卷，老师发现后走到L旁边，L抽出大把红色钞票给了老师）等等各种途径终于通过托福和GRE考试，在因买牙刷抽奖而获得一张单程免费机票的（一人举牌子，写上牙刷抽奖活动。L抽出机票+中奖音乐+L拿着机票，高兴地绕场一圈），终于来到了美国。 群众演员上场。

旁白：在纽约华人街（有人举着“华人街”的牌子走过）上，他找到了当年的恋人祝英台，看到她正在光天化日之下与马文才卿卿我我。（马文才接完电话，把电话仍给后面的跟班） Z：Wencai, tell me how much you love me?

W:Oh,my dear.I love you so much that I even could die for you. Z: Darling.is it really??

L: Yingtai Zhu, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I?m Shanbo Liang. I?m here to kill you. Z: Liang….shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kill me. （音乐响起）L&M双眼怒视，走一圈。 M: You! Get out of here.

L: You! Get out of here!（M害怕地退后一步） 路人甲问L: What happened here?

L: She used to be my (指着Z，思索一下未婚妻用英语怎么说) 未婚妻, you know? （手机铃声响起）

马文才的身后跟着两个路人乙丙，乙手里拿着诺基亚，丙手里拿着摩托罗拉。两种铃声一起响。跟班把手机递给M，马文才拿过两个手机。（自由发挥）

M: Hello, I?m in New York. Ok ok I?ll come right now. The situation here is too bad.

Z: Please don?t go. Just stay, please. He?ll kill me. M: I know! But if I stay, he?ll kill me by the way.. Z: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典?

（路人举着“东方不败”/“葵花宝典”的牌子路过。）

M: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典. I’m just good at 牛津字典。 Z: But you said that you love me even can die for me just now.

M: Oh, my poor girl. Don?t you know that human beings always say one thing, and do another? Especially, male person.

Z: Oh, you liar. Just get out of here!! (to L) Oh, darling... L: Get out. I hate you more than I can say.I have to kill you.

Z: Remember when, I was young ,so you.you said you’d love me forever. Don’t kill me, OK? Shanbo. (唱出来)+（老鼠爱大米的音乐） I love you, loving you, just like mouse love rice. L: No door! (唱出来) Wherever you go, whatever you say, I?ll be right here killing you. Z: 曾经Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it.If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years. That man is you.The only man I love in this wild world is you. (唱出来)Only you.....

L: Hehehe Really?

Z: Oh, of course. Please don?t kill me!!!!

L: To kill or not to kill.that is a question. Everybody here, please tell me to kill or not to kill? (观众齐声说“kill”)

Z: All right. Kill me, then we?ll become two beautiful butterflies.(唱出来)I believe we can fly,we ?re flying in the sky.

Together: According to commom sense, that is our doomed destiny. 《两只蝴蝶》的歌?大家一起唱。