jk罗琳在哈佛毕业典礼演讲(中英文)
resident Faust, members of the Harvard Corporation and the Board of Overseers, members of the faculty, proud parents, and, above all, graduates,
致Faust校长,哈佛集团以及哈佛监事委员会的各位成员,各位教职员工,众多自豪的家长,以及最为重要的——各位毕业生们:
The first thing I would like to say is 'thank you.' Not only has Harvard given me an extraordinary honour, but the weeks of fear and nausea I've experienced at the thought of giving this commencement address have made me lose weight. A win-win situation! Now all I have to do is take deep breaths, squint at the red banners and fool myself into believing I am at the world's best-educated Harry Potter convention.
我想要说的第一句话是“谢谢你们”。这份感谢不仅来自于哈佛赋予我如此非同寻常的荣誉,更是由于几个星期以来每当我想到今天的致词就会觉得头晕恶心,因而终于成功的减肥了。这就是“双赢”啊!现在,我只需要深呼吸几次,瞄几眼红色的横幅,然后装模作样的让自己相信,我正身处世界上受过最好教育的哈里波特迷的盛大集会之中。 Delivering a commencement address is a great
responsibility; or so I thought until I cast my mind back to my own graduation. The commencement speaker that day was the distinguished British philosopher Baroness Mary Warnock. Reflecting on her speech has helped me enormously in writing this one, because it turns out that I can't remember a single word she said. This liberating discovery enables me to proceed without any fear that I might inadvertently influence you to abandon promising careers in business, law or politics for the giddy delights of becoming a gay wizard. 毕业典礼上致词意味着极大的责任——我这样想着,直到我开始回想我自己的毕业典礼。那天致词的是著名的英国哲学家 Baroness Mary Warnock。对于她的演讲的回忆也极大地帮助了我完成现在这份,因为,我完全想不起来她说了什么。这个具有解放意义的重大发现让我无所畏惧的写下自己的致词,因为我再也不必担心会在不经意间对你们造成影响,以至于让你们为了成为一个快乐巫师的虚幻憧憬,就放弃自己在商业、法律界或政界的远大前程。
You see? If all you remember in years to come is the 'gay wizard' joke, I've still come out ahead of Baroness Mary Warnock. Achievable goals: the first step towards personal improvement.
Actually, I have wracked my mind and heart for what I ought to say to you today. I have asked myself what I wish I had known at my own graduation, and what important lessons I have learned in the 21 years that has expired between that day and this.
I have come up with two answers. On this wonderful day when we are gathered together to celebrate your academic success, I have decided to talk to you about the benefits of failure. And as you stand on the threshold of what is sometimes called 'real life', I want to extol the crucial importance of imagination. These might seem quixotic or paradoxical choices, but please bear with me.
事实上,为了确定今天应该对你们说些什么,我真是绞尽了脑汁。我问自己,在我自己的毕业典礼上,我曾期待知道什么?而自那天开始到现在的21年间,我又学到了那些教训?
我想到了两个答案。在今天这个美妙的时刻,当我们齐聚一堂庆祝你们取得学业成功的时候,我决定跟你们谈谈失败带来的好处。另外,在你们正要一脚踏入所谓“真实的生活”的时候,我还要高声赞颂想象力的重大意义。 这些决定看起来颇为荒诞而矛盾,但是啊,请听我慢慢
道来。
Looking back at the 21-year-old that I was at graduation, is a slightly uncomfortable experience for the 42-year-old that she has become. Half my lifetime ago, I was striking an uneasy balance between the ambition I had for myself, and what those closest to me expected of me.
I was convinced that the only thing I wanted to do, ever, was to write novels. However, my parents, both of whom came from impoverished backgrounds and neither of whom had been to college, took the view that my overactive imagination was an amusing personal quirk that could never pay a mortgage, or secure a pension. They had hoped that I would take a vocational degree; I wanted to study English Literature. A compromise was reached that in retrospect satisfied nobody, and I went up to study Modern Languages. Hardly had my parents' car rounded the corner at the end of the road than I ditched German and scuttled off down the Classics corridor.
I cannot remember telling my parents that I was studying Classics; they might well have found out for
the first time on graduation day. Of all subjects on this planet, I think they would have been hard put to name one less useful than Greek mythology when it came to securing the keys to an executive bathroom. 对于一个已经42岁的妇人来说,回顾21岁毕业典礼的时刻并不是一件十分舒服的事情。在前半生中我一直奋力挣扎,为了在自己的雄心壮志与亲人对我的期盼之间取得一个平衡。
我自己认定今生唯一想做的事情就是写小说。然而,我的出身贫寒、从未受过大学教育的父母却认为,我那过于活跃的想象力只不过是个人的怪癖而已,永远也不能帮我偿还贷款,也不能帮我弄到养老金。
他们希望我取得一个职业技能学位;而我却向往在英国文学方面深造。最后我们互有妥协并达成一致,让我去学习现代语言;而事后想来,这份妥协其实没有让任何一方满意。于是,没等父母的车绕过路尽头的拐角从视野里消失,我就丢下了德语,转而沿着古典文学的道路快步走下去。 我记不得是否有告诉父母我其实在学习古典文学;他们也可能在出席毕业典礼的时候终于觉察了事实真相。在地球上所有的学科当中,当涉及到“获得使用正式员工专用洗手间的权利”的时候,我估计他们很难想到比希腊神话更没用的学科了。