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Difficult Customer (B0001)
A:
Good evening. My name is
Fabio,
I鈥檒l be
your
waiter
for tonight. May I take your order?
B:
No,
I鈥檓
still
working
on
it.
This
menu
is
not even
in
English. What鈥檚 good here?
A:
For
you
sir,
I
would
recommend
spaghetti
and
meatballs.
B:
Does it come with coke and fries?
A:
It comes with either soup or salad and a complimentary
glass of wine, Sir.
B:
I鈥檒l go with the spaghetti and meatballs, salad and the
wine.
A:
Excellent choice, your order will be ready soon.
B:
How soon is soon?
A:
Twenty minutes?
B:
You know what? I鈥檒l
just go grab a burger across the
street.
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Calling In Sick (B0002)
A:
Hello, Daniel speaking, how may I help you?
B:
Hi, Daniel, Julie here.
A:
Hi, Julie, how are you?
B:
Actually, I鈥檓 feeling quite ill today.
A:
I鈥檓 sorry to hear that. What鈥檚 wrong?
B:
I
think
I鈥檓
coming
down
with
the
flu.
I
have
a
headache,
a
sore
throat
a
runny
nose
and
I鈥檓
feeling
slightly feverish.
A:
I see... so you鈥檙e calling in sick?
B:
Yes, I was hoping to take the day off to recover.
A:
OK, then. Try and get some rest.
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Life
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Hotel Upgrade (C0003)
A:
Good afternoon. What can I do for you?
B:
I鈥檇 like to check in please. I have a reservation
under the name Anthony Roberts.
A:
All right R.O.B.E.R.T.S... Oh, Mr. Roberts we鈥檝e
been expecting you& and here is your keycard to
the presidential suite.
B:
But there must be some mistake; my reservation
was for a standard room.
A:
Are you sure? Let me double check .
B:
Yeah&Here, this is my confirmation number.
A:
You鈥檙e right Mr. Roberts, there seems to be a mixup,
unfortunately we鈥檙e oVerbook
ed at the moment .
B:
So&
A:
Not
to
worry.
We鈥檙e
pleased
to
offer
you
a
complimentary upgrade.
B:
Presidential suite baby!
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Office
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I need an assistant! (C00
04)
A:
...like
I
told
you
before,
we
just
don鈥檛
have
the
resources to hire you an assistant.
B:
I understand that, but the fact is we鈥檙e understaffed.
A:
The timing is just not right. The economy is bad,
and it鈥檚 too risky to take on new staff.
B:
Yeah, I guess you鈥檙e right.... here鈥檚 an idea, what
if we hire an intern? She would take some of the weight
off my shoulders.
A:
She?
B:
Yeah, you know, a recent graduate. She could give me
a hand with some of these projects and we could keep our
costs down.
A:
That sounds reasonable... let me see what I can do.
A:
Tony, I鈥檇 like t
o introduce you to your new assistant.
B:
OK, great! Let鈥檚 meet her!
C:
Hi, I鈥檓 Adam.
B:
Oh... hi... I鈥檓 Tony...
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Life
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Cut In Line (C0005)
A:
I can鈥檛 believe it took us two hours to get here. The
traffic in New York is unbelievable.
B:
Yeah, but just relax honey, we鈥檙e here and we鈥檙e going
on vacation. In a few hours we鈥檒l be in Hawaii, and you鈥檒l
be on the golf course.
A:
Oh no!Look at that line! It must be a mile long!
There鈥檚 no way I鈥檓 waiting for another two hours.
B:
Honey
... don鈥檛...
C:
Hey man, the end of the line is over there.
A:
Yeah...
C:
No seriously, I was here first, and you can鈥檛 cut in
line like this.
A:
Says who?
C:
I do!
A:
So sue me!
C:
Alright...that鈥檚 it....
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The Weekend
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Road Trip (C0006)
A:
So, are we all ready to go?
B:
Yup, I think so. The car鈥檚 packed; we have
munchies and music, and the map鈥檚 in the car.
A:
Did you get the camera?
B:
Got it! Did you fill up the tank?
A:
Yup, it鈥檚 all set.
B:
You
鈥檙e sure we鈥檙e not forgetting anything?
A:
I鈥檓 sure... we鈥檝e got all our bases covered.
B:
Well& let鈥檚 get going then! I love road trips!
B:
Um... do you think we can make a pit stop?
A:
But we鈥檝e only been on the road for ten minutes.
B:
I know, but I forgot to go to the bathroom before
we left.
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The Office
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Virus! (C0007)
A:
Oh great! This stupid computer froze again! Thats the
third time today! Hey Samuel, can you come take a look at
my
PC?
Its
acting
up
again.
It
must
have
a
virus
or
something.
B:
Just give me a second; Ill be right up.
B:
I ran a virus scan on your computer, and it turns
out that you have a lot of infected files!
A:
But Im quite careful when Im browsing the