鎴戝彧甯屾湜鏈辫帀
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璐濆厠鑳界鎴戣繙鐐?/p>
All I ever wanted was for Juli Baker to leave me alone.
鏁呬簨濮嬩簬涓�骞寸骇鏆戝亣
骞村湴澶忓ぉ
It all began in the summer of , before the start of second grade.
鎴戜滑鍒板鍟?/p>
Here we are.
浣犱滑瑙夊緱杩欓噷鎬庝箞鏍?/p>
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鎴戞尯鍠滄鍦?/p>
What do you guys think?
I like this place.
寰堣禐鍛?/p>
鎴戝湴鎴块棿鏄粈涔堥鑹?/p>
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It's cool.
Uh, what color is my room?
鍒�ュ槢
Just you wait.
鍜变滑杩涘幓鐬х灖
鍢?/p>
甯冭幈鏂?/p>
Let's see what's inside.
Hey, come on, buddy Bryce.
杩囨潵缁欐垜鎼妸鎵嬫惉涓滆タ
Why don't, uh, you and I go help unload the van
璁╁濞樹滑鍘绘暣鐞嗗帹鎴垮惂
and the
womenfolk here can get in the kitchen and start setting up.
濂藉湴
鑰佺埜
Okay, Dad.
浜庢垜鑰岃█
杩欐剰鍛崇潃鎴戜粠姝ゆ鍏ヤ簡
For me, it was the beginning of what would be
闀胯揪浜斿勾鍦颁笉瀹変笌閫冮伩鐢?/p>
娑?/p>
more than half a decade of strategic avoidance and social discomfort.
鍡?/p>
鎴戞槸鏈辫帀
?
璐濆厠
鍠傚杺鍠?/p>
浣犲共鍢涘憿
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Hi, I'm Juli Baker.
Hey, hey, what are you doing?
瑕佹垜甯繖鍚?/p>
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Don't you want some help?
涓嶅繀浜?/p>
閭ｉ噷闈㈤兘鏄吹閲嶇墿鍝?/p>
No.
There's some valuable things in there.
閭ｆ垜灏辨惉杩欎釜鍚?/p>
涓嶇敤浜?/p>
How about this one?
No, no, no.
璧剁揣鍥炲鍚?/p>
浣犲濡堟病鍑嗗湪鎵句綘鍛?/p>
Run home.
Your mother's probably wondering where you are.
娌″叧绯?/p>
鎴戝濡堢煡閬撴垜鍦ㄥ摢
濂瑰悓鎰忔垜杩囨潵
Oh, no, my mom knows where I am.
She said it's fine.
鏄剧劧杩欏濞樹篃澶笉璇嗚叮浜?/p>
It didn't take long to realize this girl could not take a hint.
鍜变滑浠ㄥ湪杩欏効鏈夌偣鎸ゅ惂
涓嶈绱у晩
It's crowded in here with three people.
I don't mind.
姣棤鑷煡涔嬫槑
鎴戜滑涓�璧锋帹鍚?/p>
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Of any kind.
You wanna push this one together?
甯冭幈鏂?/p>
浣犲濡堣繕绛夌潃浣犲幓甯繖鍚?/p>
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Bryce, isn't it time for you to go help your mother?
鏄晩鏄晩
Oh, yeah.
鎴戠湡鏄嬁濂规病杈?/p>
I mean, nothing would stop her.
鎴戠粓浜庡繊鏃犲彲蹇?/p>
杩欐椂鍊欒寮傚湴浜嬫儏鍗村彂鐢熶簡
I was about to tell her to get lost when the weirdest thing
happened.
鎴戠湡鏄毦浠ョ疆淇?/p>
I couldn't believe it.
鎴戝眳鐒朵細鐗电潃闄岀敓濂冲鍦版墜
There I was holding hands with this strange girl.
鎴戝拫灏辨児涓婁簡杩欑楹荤儲
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浣犲ソ鍛�
How did I get into this mess?
Well, hello.
鐪嬫潵浣犲凡缁忚璇嗘垜鍎垮瓙浜?/p>
I see you've met my son
鎴戜笉寰椾笉浣垮嚭宀佺敺鐢熶粎鏈夊湴姘旀
Finally, I did the only
manly thing available when you're years old.
鐒惰�?/p>
杩樻湁涓�澶т覆鍦伴夯鐑︾瓑鐫�鎴?/p>
However, my troubles were far from over.
灏卞湪鎴戣蛋杩涘彾灏旀．鑰佸笀鍦版暀瀹ゆ椂
The minute I walked into Miss Yelson's classroom
甯冭幈鏂?/p>
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